Amusing Quotes from the 2010 Presidential CandidatesCategory: News
The Philippine presidential elections on May 10, 2010 is just 5 days away.
Have you decided already on whom to cast your precious vote for?
If not yet, perhaps these quotes from the 2010 Presidential candidates will help you make up your mind.
If you have humor, you will find this amusing. It seems to reflect the Filipino’s perception of each presidential candidate.
1. Aquino, Benigno Simeon III Cojuangco “Noynoy” Liberal
“I will not steal.”
2. Villar, Manuel Jr Bamba “Manny” Nacionalista
“I did not steal.”
3. Teodoro, Gilberto Jr. Cojuangco “Gibo”
Lakas Kampi – CMD
“I don’t need to steal.”
4. Gordon, Richard Juico “Dick” Bagumbayan-VNP
“We should not steal”.
5. Perlas, Jesus Nicanor Pineda “Nick” Independent
“It’s not humane to steal.”
6. De Los Reyes, John Carlos Gordon “JC” Ang Kapatiran
“It’s against God’s will to steal”.
7. Villanueva, Eduardo Cruz “Bro. Eddie” Bangon Pilipinas
“It’s not godly to steal”.
8. Estrada Ejercito, Joseph Marcelo “Erap” PMP
“I need to steal again”.
Incumbent President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
(she is running for Congress)
“You have nothing to steal anymore!”
Now, I wonder why Independent presidential candidate Jamby Madrigal is not included in the list?
NOTE: I just copied this from facebook. Ang pikon ay laging talo.
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