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Vampires Suck!

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Vampires Suck Online FREE Megavideo

From the guys who couldn’t sit through another vampire movie, here’s a spoof of The Twilight Saga movies: Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse.

The director and screenwriter team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer come back to make another parody film after Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie.

And just like those previous movies, expect Vampires Suck to… well, suck.

What can you expect from a parody film anyway?

I suggest you to just sit back, let yourself loose and prepare to laugh at the never absent fart jokes, a shirtless wolf pack dancing to “It’s Raining Men” and Jacob turning into a… chihuahua?

Vampires Suck Black-Eyed Peas

I have already seen the Vampires Suck trailer. The portion where the three nomadic vampires (James, Victoria, and Laurent) appear then was told by an an unsuspecting victim that they’re the Black-Eyed Peas is funny.

But that still doesn’t convince me to watch the movie. I’m saving my hard-earned money for a genuine horror flick, Piranha 3D.

Jenn Proske stars as Becca Crane, Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen and Chris Riggi as Jacob White (seriously?)

PLOT (Wikipedia):

Becca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden, human teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi) . Before she can choose, Becca must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats  her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a collision at the prom.

Vampires Suck is directed Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer and produced by Peter Safran for a budget of $20 million.

Watch the trailer below.

Vampires Suck is scheduled to be released on theaters on August 18, 2010 in the US and Canada by 20th Century Fox.

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4 Responses to “Vampires Suck!”

  1. ianemv Says:

    Agree to that! Napanood ko na in fast mode. Di ko nagustuhan.


  2. Anonymous Says:

    I ahte Twilight. I might like this movie better.


  3. nohela rehman Says:


    if u can’t understand then u r uncool


  4. alice peterson Says:

    do u know any other good websites for watching movies for free without downloading and u don’t have to play games to get in?


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