Charlie Sheen’s Crazy QuotesCategory: Entertainment
Yes, Charlie Sheen is definitely crazy.
That is still subject though to whether he is really mentally crazy or just acting crazy.
But whatever the case may be, he managed to transform himself into a ridiculously insane funny guy in a matter of weeks with his twisted comments in various television and newspaper interviews. This bizarre behavior started when his CBS TV series “Two and A Half Men” was axed.
He is of course one of the reasons why it was pulled-off when he blasted Chuck Lorre, the creator of the show.
Check out Charlie Sheen’s quotes and judge for yourself how crazy he really is:
“The only thing I’m addicted to is winning.”
“The scoreboard doesn’t lie.”
“Your cleanup hitter is on the bench just waiting to spin to win and crush.”
“Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.”
“Bi-Polar. I’m bi-winning – I win here and I win there.”
(referring to claims he is anti-Semitic when he called Chuck Lorre by his Hebrew name)
“I wanted to address the man, not the bullshit TV persona. So you’re telling me, anytime someone calls me Carlos Estevez, I can claim they are anti-Latino?”
(referring to paparazzis)
“Sniper team one, sniper team one, take ’em out.”
(referring to his enemies)
“I’m dealing with soft targets.”
“I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air, and I will deploy my ordnance to the ground.”
“We are at war. Defeat is not an option.”
“If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic, if they could put their freakin’ cryptology hat on, they’d realize this isn’t totally serious.”
(referring to his drug abuse problems)
“I cured it with my brain, with my mind.”
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I’m gonna hang onto them and they’re gonna fuel my attack.”
“Can’t is the cancer of happen.”
“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can’t figure me out, they can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.”
“So just shut your traps and put down your McDonald’s, your magazines, your TMZ and the rest of it, and focus on something that matters. But you can’t focus on things that matter if all you’ve been is asleep for 40 years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep.”
“It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.”
“I’m sorry man. I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.”
“‘Don’t be special, be one of us.’ Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you!”
“Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.”
“If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”
“The run I was on made Sinatra, Jagger, Richards, all the others look like droopy-eyed, armless children. It was epic.”
“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”
Check out this Charlie Sheen’s Quotes of the Day from Jimmy Kimmel Live:
The infamous ABC’s 20/20 interview:
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